The Ideals of an Idiot

the prettiest and most delightfully wiggle and jig summoning song about killing a broad I’ve ever had the pleasure of listening to

Don’t ask for guarantees. And don’t look to be saved in any one thing, person, machine, or library. Do your own bit of saving, and if you drown, at least die knowing you were heading for shore.
Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 (via dearcassandra)

kingjaffejoffer:

assemblednightmares:

Since I don’t drink soda, can I mix my lean with anything else?

Shout out to abusing drugs but drawing the line at high fructose corn syrup

thefrogman:

Lessons from a Dog by Patrick Moberg [website | tumblr | twitter]

[h/t: nevver]

If you are lonely when you’re alone, you are in bad company
Jean-Paul Sartre (via man-and-camera)
the-disney-words:

 Love Disney quotes? This blog is just for you!
The Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice
213 plays

she-dreamsof-paradise:

The Beach Boys - Wouldn’t It Be Nice

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could wake up
In the morning when the day is new
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole night through

Eyes. Those damn eyes fucked me forever. We made love just looking at them.
Charles Bukowski   (via youngfolksociety)

sloth-with-a-blog:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

you really live up to your url

lesbrosexsual:

zumainthyfuture:

thespacebetween100:

wheregoodthingsgo:

Mac & Cheese Porn

THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE

image

where have you been my entire existence


Owls confirmed for creepiest birds ever. Just look at those bastards!!! If you fail to notice the fucker swallowing a rat like a champ then there’s the dude singing some satanic song or something and the other two fuckers synchronized to make you feel the creeps with their soulless dance of doom.

Owls confirmed for creepiest birds ever. Just look at those bastards!!! If you fail to notice the fucker swallowing a rat like a champ then there’s the dude singing some satanic song or something and the other two fuckers synchronized to make you feel the creeps with their soulless dance of doom.

I like people you can have comfortable silences with